| Quotes |
Topic |
| Miscellaneous | The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money. |
| Miscellaneous | The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs! |
| Miscellaneous | You can call her an outdoor girl if she has the bloom of youth on her cheeks and the cheeks of youth in her bloomers. |
| Miscellaneous | What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick. |
| Miscellaneous | The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind. |
| Miscellaneous | Genius is the talent of a person who is dead. |
| Miscellaneous | What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan. |
| Miscellaneous | Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. |
| Miscellaneous | Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily. |
| Miscellaneous | Who dares, wins. |
| Miscellaneous | The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge. |
| Miscellaneous | The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement. |
| Miscellaneous | We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history. |
| Miscellaneous | Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable. |
| Misfortune | A great fortune in the hands of a fool is a great misfortune. |
| Money | Money is like manure: It's not worth anything unless you spread it around. |
| Money | Money doesn't sleep. |
| Money | Money — the root of all evil.... Man needs roots. |
| Money | Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places. |
| Money | Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves. |
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