| Quotes |
Topic |
| Age | Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. |
| Blood | Blood will tell, but often it tells too much. |
| Crime | It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld. |
| Family | I would rather start a family than finish one. |
| Literature | A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself. |
| Luck | So unlucky that he runs into accidents which started out to happen to somebody else. |
| Optimism | An optimist is a guy who has never had much experience. |
| Optimism | An optimist is a man who has never had much experience. |
| Personality | Some persons are likeable in spite of their unswerving integrity. |
| Pessimism | A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. |
| Pity | Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. |
| Procrastination | Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. |
| Public Speaking | The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we need in public is less quantity and more quality. |
| Punctuality | Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates. |
| Punishment | Many a man spanks his children for the things his own father should have spanked out of him. |
| Quality | The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we need in public is less quantity and more quality. |
| Quantity | The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we need in public is less quantity and more quality. |
| Quarrel | When chickens quit quarrelling over their food they often find that there is enough for all of them. I wonder if it might not be the same with the human race. |
| Result | It has been my observation and experience, and that of my family, that nothing human works out well. |
| Virtue | Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue. |
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