| Quotes |
Topic |
| Brevity | Brevity is the soul of lingerie. |
| Business | He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. |
| Girls | Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses. |
| Glamour | Well, there are always those who cannot distinguish between glitter and glamour . . . the glamour of Isadora Duncan came from her great, torn, bewildered, foolhardy soul. |
| Lovers | Scratch a lover, and find a foe. |
| Money | Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair. |
| Nature | Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring. |
| Nobility | Men don't like nobility in woman. Not any men. I suppose it is because the men like to have the copyrights on nobility -- if there is going to be anything like that in a relationship. |
| Ridicule | I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon. |
| The sexes | I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. |
| Tragedy | It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes. |
| Tranquility | Sorrow is tranquillity remembered in emotion. |
| Voice | His voice was intimate as the rustle of sheets. |
| Wail | Her mind lives tidily, apart From cold and noise and pain, And bolts the door against her heart, Out wailing in the rain. |
| Wit | Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words. |
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