| Quotes |
Topic |
| Agreement | You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue--agree with him. |
| Babies | Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other. |
| Books and Reading | Reading is like permitting a man to talk a long time, and refusing you the right to answer. |
| Boys | When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face. |
| Cause | The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship. |
| Children | Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children. |
| Common Sense | Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone. |
| Complaint | I believe in grumbling it is the politest form of fighting known. |
| Credit | No man's credit is as good as his money. |
| Enemy | You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough. |
| Family | Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. |
| Finance | Financial sense is knowing that certain men will promise to do certain things, and fail. |
| Forgiveness | A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man. |
| Freedom | We are not free, it was not intended we should be. A book of rules is placed in our cradle, and we never get rid of it until we reach our graves. Then we are free, and only then. |
| God | We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us. |
| Gratitude | Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time. |
| Laughter | If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old. |
| Respect | One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself. |
| Secrecy | Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer. |
| Sympathy | When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars. |
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