| Quotes |
Topic |
| Advice | Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it. |
| Fanaticism | A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. |
| Fanatics | A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. |
| Finance | High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts. |
| History | The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here. |
| Humanity | It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels. |
| Inspirational | Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. |
| Law | An appeal is when ye ask wan court to show its contempt for another court. |
| Lying | One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. |
| Men and Women | The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. |
| Past | The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here. |
| Psychological Subjects | A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. |
| Society | A man that would expect to train lobsters to fly in a year is called a lunatic; but a man that thinks men can be turned into angels by an election is a reformer and remains at large. |
| Vices | Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it. |
| Vices | Vice is such a hideous creature, that the more you see of it the better you like it. |
| World | The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better--it is just turning around as usual. |
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