| Quotes |
Topic |
| Balance | Food is an important part of a balanced diet. |
| Books and Reading | Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications. |
| Buying | Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. |
| Dogs | No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." |
| Dogs | If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail. |
| Finance and Economics | Only the little people pay taxes. |
| Listening | The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz. |
| Media and Entertainment | Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk. |
| Men and Women | If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring. |
| Miscellaneous | Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. |
| Miscellaneous | Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. |
| Opponents | Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. |
| Originality | Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met. |
| Sleep | Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. |
| Waiting | The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. |
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