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AdvertisingAdvertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
ExistenceImitation is the sincerest form of television.
FameA celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.
Heart QuotesIf you took all the sincerity in Hollywood and put it in the navel of a fruit fly, you'd still have room for three carraway seeds and a producer's heart. -Fred Allen.
InspirationalA committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide nothing can be done.
InspirationalWhen you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the genuine tinsel underneath.
InspirationalI like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
InspirationalA celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
MiscellaneousAll television is children's television.
MiscellaneousHanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
GovernmentI love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
QuittingAfter quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
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