| Quotes |
Topic |
| Advice | When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen. |
| Baby | The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing. |
| Bargain | A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on. |
| Bargain | ... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on. |
| Beauty | Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense. |
| Behavior | Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt. |
| Behavior | The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded. |
| Birth | About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork. |
| Borrowing | Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on. |
| Boys | Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. |
| Boys | There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick. |
| Busyness | A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower. |
| Busyness | Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable. |
| Decisions | The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. |
| Dishonesty | Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people. |
| Gossip | There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it. |
| Guest | Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest. |
| Humor | Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought. |
| Husbands | My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands. |
| Inflation | Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day. |
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