| Quotes |
Topic |
| Fortune | Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her. |
| General Sayings | The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. |
| God | Satan hasn't a single salaried helper, the Opposition employ a million. |
| Golf | It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. |
| Gratitude | If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. |
| Habit | Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time. |
| Health | To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times. |
| Health | The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. thanks to Alan Bennett -Mark Twain. |
| Heaven | Heaven goes by favor, if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. |
| History | The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. |
| History | History teaches us that whenever a weak and ignorant people possess a thing which a strong and enlightened people want, it must be yielded up peaceably. |
| Humanity | There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce. |
| Humanity | The so-called human race. |
| Humor | Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. |
| Ignorance | All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. |
| Illusion | Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. |
| Imagination | You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. |
| Injury | It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart, the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you. |
| Intellect | When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. |
| Intelligence | I must have a prodigious quantity of mind, it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up. |
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