| Quotes |
Topic |
| Advertising | I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. |
| Alliance | Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. |
| Charity | They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And they philanthropically cure them all By getting up a costume charity ball. |
| Debt | Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them. |
| Family | A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. |
| Finance and Economics | People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. |
| Life | Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. |
| Luck | You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good. |
| Men and Women | A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. |
| Men and Women | Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. |
| Parents | Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for. |
| Poetry | Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful.. |
| Government | Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor. |
| Profession | Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs. |
| Seasons | Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. |
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