| Quotes |
Topic |
| Cats | Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. |
| Diplomacy | Diplomacy: lying in state. |
| Evolution | Children, behold the Chimpanzee; He sits on the ancestral tree From which we sprang in ages gone. I'm glad we sprang: had we held on, We might, for aught that I can say, Be horrid Chimpanzees to-day. |
| Gentleman | one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally. |
| Inspirational | There is no time like the pleasant. |
| Inspirational | Many are called but few get up. |
| Literature | This book fills a much-needed gap. |
| Men and Women | If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. |
| Modesty | Modesty; the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it. |
| Nothingness | Why and Wherefore set out one day, To hunt for a wild Negation. They agreed to meet at a cool retreat On the Point of Interrogation. |
| Tact | Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you. |
| Toasts | Here's to old Adam's crystal ale, Clear sparkling and divine, Fair H2O, long may you flow, We think your health . |
| Toasts | The bubble winked at me, and said, "You'll miss me brother, when you're dead." |
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