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InspirationalMy wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
InspirationalI'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.
InspirationalMy wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
JealousyMy wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
JealousyMy wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
MiscellaneousC is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.
RelationshipsThe big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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