| Quotes |
Topic |
| Exasperation | Exasperation is the mother of invention. |
| Exasperation | Give Me Strength! A petition no doubt directed at our Creator above, these words are uttered in times of complete exasperation. |
| Fact | It is easier to believe a lie that one has heard a thousand times than to believe a fact that no one has heard before. |
| Fools | It is impossible to make anything fool- proof because fools are so ingenious. |
| Future | The future lies before you, like paths of pure white snow. Be careful how you tread it, for every step will show. |
| Genetics | First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary. |
| Genetics | Genetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should. |
| Giving | Seek joy in what you give not in what you get |
| Giving | You can no more give what you haven't learned than you can come back from a place you've never been. |
| Gnomes | You're as likely to get through to him if you burble mindlessly at him whilst tossing geraniums standing on a garden gnome. |
| Goths | Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about how cruel and unfair it is. |
| Goths | Old goths never die, they just need less makeup |
| Hatred | Hatred is a boomerang which is sure to hit you harder than the one at whom you throw it. |
| Hindsight | Don't look back, they might be gaining on you. |
| Hippies | Hippies are like jeans. They never die; they just fade. |
| Honesty | Look a man in the eye and say what you really think, don't just smile at him and say what you're supposed to think. |
| Humility | When we become aware of our humility, we've lost it. |
| Impatience | Avoid being impatient. Remember time brings roses. |
| Infatuation | The essence of love begins when infatuation ends. |
| Jelly beans | Life is like jelly beans, and sometimes you get your favorite color. |
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