Quotes By Stephen Leacock

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Advertising	Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Argument	A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.
Inspirational	It may be those who do most, dream most.
Inspirational	I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
Literature	The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine.
Love	Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Men and Women	Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
University	If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a library. After that, if I still had more money that I couldn't use, I would hire a professor and get some text books.
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