| Quotes |
Topic |
| Cliches and One Liners | After all is said and done, more is said than done. |
| Cliches and One Liners | After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you begin to wonder about history. |
| Cliches and One Liners | After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance. |
| Cliches and One Liners | An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | An adolescent is a person who acts like a baby when they aren't treated like an adult. |
| Cliches and One Liners | An angry person is seldom reasonable, a reasonable person is seldom angry. |
| Cliches and One Liners | An Apple a day keeps the doctor away.But . . . an onion a day keeps everyone away. |
| Cliches and One Liners | An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. |
| Cliches and One Liners | An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life. |
| Cliches and One Liners | An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications. |
| Cliches and One Liners | An English professor announced to the class, "There are two words I don't allow in my class. One is gross and the other is cool."From the back of the room a voice called out, ". so, what are the words?". |
| Cliches and One Liners | An error doesn't become a mistake until you choose to ignore it. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the sky.Phychotic is the man who lives in it.And a psychiatrist collects the rent. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Anger opens the mouth and shuts the mind. |
| Cliches and One Liners | An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal. |
| Cliches and One Liners | An old-timer is someone who remembers every detail of their life story, but cannot remember how many times they have told the same person. |
| Cliches and One Liners | An open mind does not always require an open mouth. |
| Cliches and One Liners | An optimist believes we live in the best of all worlds.A pessimist fears this is true. |
| Cliches and One Liners | An optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A note left for a pianist from his wife, "Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet.". |
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