| Quotes |
Topic |
| Cliches and One Liners | Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need do to lose weight is to take a bath. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Children are natural mimics. They act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Christianity is not a crutch. It's a pair of wings. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Christians aren't perfect, they're just forgiven! |
| Cliches and One Liners | Church is the only place I know, where I can arrive late and get the best seats in the house! |
| Cliches and One Liners | Church members are either pillars or caterpillars..the pillars hold up the church, and the caterpillars just crawl in and out. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it has stopped snowing. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Clock, A small mechanical device to wake up people without children. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Coins are made by mint of metal. Character is made by dint of mettle. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Cole's Law, Thinly sliced cabbage. |
| Cliches and One Liners | College is that bright interlude of freedom a young man has between subjection to his mother and submission to his wife. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Come, work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Committee, A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Communication by empathy is a talent that few possess. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Compromise, the art of dividing a cake so that everybody believes he or she got the biggest piece. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. |
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