| Quotes |
Topic |
| Cliches and One Liners | My dog is very obedient, he does what he is bid. A sign said 'wet paint', and that's just what he did. |
| Cliches and One Liners | My face in the mirror Isn't wrinkled or drawn. My house isn't dirty. The cobwebs are gone. My garden looks lovely, And so does my lawn. I think I might never Put my glasses back on. |
| Cliches and One Liners | My five-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher what her father does, and she replied, "Whatever my Mom tells him to.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | My goal in life is to be the sort of person my dog thinks I am. |
| Cliches and One Liners | My house was clean last week.Sorry you missed it. |
| Cliches and One Liners | My love is like a cabbage, divided into two, The leaves I give to others but the heart I give to you. |
| Cliches and One Liners | My parents worked hard to give us everything money could not buy. |
| Cliches and One Liners | My worst day of vacation has always been better than my best day at work. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest of these is, "It might have been". |
| Cliches and One Liners | Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Of course, there's now a higher percentage of seat belt users. The non-users are slowly being killed off. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Often, the only way to comfort the suffering is to understand that you can't understand and just be there. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Oh Lord, help me to keep my big mouth shut until I know what I'm talking about. |
| Cliches and One Liners | On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards, Now available in multi-packs. |
| Cliches and One Liners | On a front door, Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog. |
| Cliches and One Liners | One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others. |
| Cliches and One Liners | One good thing about forgetting is that you can no longer worry about what ever it was you forgot. |
| Cliches and One Liners | One half of the world will never understand the other half, and it doesn't matter which half you're in. |
| Cliches and One Liners | One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds. |
| Cliches and One Liners | One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. |
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