| Quotes |
Topic |
| Cliches and One Liners | One reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone. |
| Cliches and One Liners | One thing you can give and still keep, is your word. |
| Cliches and One Liners | One time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it is holding a parking ticket. |
| Cliches and One Liners | One who looks for a friend without faults will have none. |
| Cliches and One Liners | One Youngster was explaining to another what "mixed emotions" meant. "It's like watching the school burn down when your new catcher's mitt is in your desk," he said. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Only in America do people order double cheese burgers, a large fries, and a diet coke. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage. |
| Cliches and One Liners | On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers. A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?". |
| Cliches and One Liners | On the other hand, you have different fingers. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Optometrist's office, If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Others may argue your beliefs, but they can't refuse your love. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Our backgrounds and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than look back. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Outer agitation reveals inner instability. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Overheard during a particular long sermon, "If we give him the money now, Mommy, will he let us go?". |
| Cliches and One Liners | Quality is presence of value and not absence of mistake. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Quotations are sometimes valuable pearls, but original thoughts can be priceless treasure. |
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