| Quotes |
Topic |
| Cliches and One Liners | Sterilise, what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. |
| Cliches and One Liners | 'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can shatter my soul. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Stride and strut goeth before a fall, tried and true goeth before a raise. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Student, "How long do you want this report to be?"Teacher, "I would like you to think of this paper much like a lady's dress - long enough to cover the subject, yet short enough to keep it interesting.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | Stupidity is NOT a handicap! PARK ELSEWHERE! |
| Cliches and One Liners | Success comes in cans, not can't s. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Success in marriage is more than finding the right person. It's becoming the right person. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Success is a ladder that can not be climbed with your hands in your pockets. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Success is relative - the more success, the more relatives. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Success, its an never ending improvement in what you do. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Suffering well borne is better than suffering removed. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Sympathy sees and says, "I'm sorry."Compassion sees and says, "I'll help.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | The fastest way to find something you've lost is to replace it. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The fellow who has no money is poor, the fellow who has nothing but money is poorer still. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The fellow who is fired with enthusiasm for his work is seldom fired by his boss. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The first time we kissed, I closed my eyes, You closed your eyes and.. We missed! |
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