| Quotes |
Topic |
| Cliches and One Liners | The Lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The love in your heart wasn't put there to stay.Love isn't love till you give it away. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The love of parents for their child is measured by the length they will go to compete with the world for the love of that child. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The math teacher saw that Little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Johnny quickly replied, "CBS, NBC, HBO and the Cartoon Network.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | The meaning of life is not a question to be answered, but an event to be experienced. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The measure of a man is not the number of servants he has, but the number of people he serves. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The memory of bad quality lasts longer than the shock of high prices. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The mind can only stand what the butt can endure. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The mind is like a parachute, it's no good unless it's open! |
| Cliches and One Liners | The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The more I know the more I know I don't know. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The most important thing in the application development is the name. An application will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable application. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The next time the devil reminds you of your past, remind him of his future. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The nice thing about standards is, there are so many to choose from. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The older I get, the older old is. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The one who makes it, sells it. The one who buys it, never uses it. The one that uses it, never knows that he's using it. What is it?A coffin. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable. |
| Cliches and One Liners | The only limitations to God are in our mind. |
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