| Quotes |
Topic |
| Cliches and One Liners | Trust is like money, you spend it, you save it, you lend it, and sometimes you get robbed. |
| Cliches and One Liners | T-shirt, My heart belongs to Daddy. . .and so do my credit cards! |
| Cliches and One Liners | Two brothers were discussing Adam and Eve. The 8-year-old asked, "How did Adam and Eve die?"And the 4-year-old said, "They ate bad fruit.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | Two kinds of people, Those who finish what they start and |
| Cliches and One Liners | Two men looked out of prison bars. One saw mud and the other saw stars. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Two rules to success in life, 1. Don't tell people everything you know. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Two things are sure in life, There is a God, and you are not him. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane. |
| Cliches and One Liners | What a dog I got. His favourite bone is in my arm! |
| Cliches and One Liners | What do Windows and a handgun have in common?Both are harmless while not loaded. |
| Cliches and One Liners | What flowers grow between your nose and your chin? . Tulips. |
| Cliches and One Liners | "What, giving again?" I asked in dismay. "And must I keep giving and giving away?" "Oh, no," said the angel, piercing me through, "Just give till the Father stops giving to you.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. |
| Cliches and One Liners | What is right is often forgotten by what is convenient. |
| Cliches and One Liners | What is the difference between a Peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosy, and the other's nude and rosy. |
| Cliches and One Liners | What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon. |
| Cliches and One Liners | What passes as a woman's intuition, is usually nothing more than a mans transparency. |
| Cliches and One Liners | What really matters is what happens in us- not to us. |
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