| Quotes |
Topic |
| Cliches and One Liners | A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A guilty conscience needs no accuser. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A happy person is one whose arithmetic is at its best when they is counting their blessings. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A hard thing about business is minding your own. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class."How did that happen?, " gasped her mother."It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the best lawyer. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A king's castle is his home. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Alcohol preserves everything but not dignity. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Alimony, funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Alimony is having an ex-husband you can bank on. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A little boy asked his mother why the minister got a month's vacation while his dad only got two weeks. The mother answered, "Well, son, if he's a good minister, he needs it. If he isn't, the congregation needs it.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | A little boy's prayer. "Dear God, please take care of my daddy and my mommy and my sister and my brother and my doggy and me. Oh, please take care of yourself, God. If anything happens to you, we're gonna be in a big mess.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | A little boy was saying his bedtime prayers with his mother,"Lord, bless Mommy and Daddy, and God, GIVE ME A NEW BICYCLE!!!"Mom, "God's not deaf, son.Boy, "I know, Mom, but Grandma's in the next room, and she's hard of hearing! |
| Cliches and One Liners | A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates.When they neared the pew where he sat, the youngster piped up so that everyone could hear, "Don't pay for me Daddy, I'm under five.". |
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