| Quotes |
Topic |
| Cliches and One Liners | A man convinced against his will is still of the same opinion. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!". |
| Cliches and One Liners | A man who is attracted by your mental appearance loves you more than a man who is attracted by your physical appearance. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A man who lives in a glass house should change in basement. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A man who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife, has a very smart wife! |
| Cliches and One Liners | A man who throws dirt loses ground. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. |
| Cliches and One Liners | America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. |
| Cliches and One Liners | America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote. |
| Cliches and One Liners | America is a land where citizens vote for Democrats but hope to live like Republicans. |
| Cliches and One Liners | America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem. |
| Cliches and One Liners | "Am I indecisive?" Can I get back to you on that? |
| Cliches and One Liners | A minister was talking to similar group of young children. "Who can tell me what we must do before we can expect forgiveness of sin?" There was a moment's pause, then Tommy made a logical contribution, "Well, sir, first we have got to sin.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | A moment on the lips,an eternity on the hips. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A more expensive tennis racket will not make you a better player. |
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