| Quotes |
Topic |
| Cliches and One Liners | Archeologist, someone whose carrier lies in ruins. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A real patriot is someone who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A religion that is small enough for us to understand would not be large enough for our needs. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A retired husband is a wife's full time job. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Are you wrinkled with burden? Come onto Church for a FAITH LIFT! |
| Cliches and One Liners | A rich person is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A rookie cop was asked the following question on an examination, "How would you go about dispersing a crowd?" He answered, "Take up an offering. That does it every time.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | A rose can say I Love You. . . orchids can enthrall. . . but a weed bouquet in a chubby fist. . . OH MY that says it all! |
| Cliches and One Liners | Art is work, to sell it is art. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A rumor is as hard to unspread as butter. |
| Cliches and One Liners | As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A sad Texan once prayed, "Lord, I wish you would make it rain - not so much for me, I've seen it - but for my 7-year-old.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | As a man begins to live more seriously within, he begins to live more simply without. |
| Cliches and One Liners | As a rule, Man's a fool. When it's hot, He wants it cool. And when it's cool, He wants it hot, Always wanting What is not. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A scientist knows more & more about less & less till he knows everything about nothing while a philosopher knows less & less about more & more till he knows nothing about everything. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A seafood diet is the best, whenever you see food, eat it. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A signature always reveals a man's character, and sometimes even his name. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. |
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