| Quotes |
Topic |
| Cliches and One Liners | A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A talent is formed in stillness, a character in the world's torrent. |
| Cliches and One Liners | At a party, a woman walked up to Calvin Coolidge, 30th President of the United States, and said, "My husband bet me I couldn't get three words out of you."Coolidge replied, "You lose.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | A teacher asked her students if they could use the words 'defeat, defense, and detail' in a sentence. Little Johnny was a smartly, so he answered with, " De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | A tear shed can say more than a hundred words spoken. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Atheism is a non-prophet organization. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."He looked up at her with a raised brow and said,"Don't kid me, Mom. I know they're my feet."? |
| Cliches and One Liners | A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A true friend walks in when the world walks out. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A truth spoken before its time is dangerous. |
| Cliches and One Liners | At Sunday school, the teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?" "Sure," Little Johnny replied. "They go out in back of the church yard.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | Attend Church weekly NOT weakly. |
| Cliches and One Liners | At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is hell? Come early and listen to our choir practice. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Attitude might not catch fish, but it helps when you don't. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Attitude must be an art because it draws, and not a science because it can't be measured. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A twofold national problem is how to preserve the wilderness in the country and get rid of the jungle in the cities. |
| Cliches and One Liners | At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying. |
| Cliches and One Liners | "Automatic" simply means that you can't repair it yourself. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Autopsy is a dying practice. |
| Cliches and One Liners | Availability is better than ability for God. |
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