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Topic |
| Cliches and One Liners | A drop of ink may make a million think. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A face without freckles is like a sky without stars. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul last forever. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A family came home from Church where the sermon was on Adam and Eve. The Mother noticed the boy sitting on the bed feeling his ribs.She asked what he was doing.He said, "I counted these things 3 times now. Ma ! I think I'm having a wife.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | A farmer learns more from a bad harvest than a good one. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?". |
| Cliches and One Liners | A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A five year old boy was sitting down to eat when his mother asked him to pray for his meal. He replied, "Mom we don't have to. We prayed over this last night." His mother had prepared leftovers from the day before. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A five year old was discussing Noah's Ark with Grandma. Grandma asked, "How many animals went into the Ark?" The youngster replied, "One mail and one e-mail.". |
| Cliches and One Liners | A flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned so what could they do? Said the flea "let us fly" said the fly" let us flee" so they flew through a flaw in the flue. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper."Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge."Toilette pepper!". |
| Cliches and One Liners | A friend is one who knows who you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you become, and still gently invites you to grow. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A friend is someone that won't begin to talk behind your back when you leave the room. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks beside you in the shadows. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked. |
| Cliches and One Liners | A friend to all is a friend to none. |
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