| Quotes |
Topic |
| Advice | Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. |
| Affection | I never met a man I didn't like. |
| Business | If you can build a business up big enough, it is respectable. |
| Civilization | You can't say civilization isn't advancing, in every war, they kill you in a new way. |
| Crime | We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. |
| Defeat | Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. |
| Education | There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. |
| Finance | One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide. |
| Finance | Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury, the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out. |
| Finance | A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. |
| Finance and Economics | Don't gamble, take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. |
| Finance and Economics | An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's. |
| Girls | I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. |
| Golf | Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. |
| Gossip | So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. |
| Gossip | The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. |
| Government | Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. |
| Government | Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? |
| Heroism | We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. |
| Inflation | The nation is prosperpus on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? |
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