| Quotes |
Topic |
| Behavior | Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down. |
| Science | When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism, but when you take it from many writers, it's research. |
| Doubt | I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. |
| Friendship | The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. |
| Greed | The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart. |
| Laughter | I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. |
| Learning | I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought. |
| Listening | A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something. |
| Listening | A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something. -Wilson Mizner. |
| Listening | A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. -Wilson Mizner. |
| Luck | The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. |
| Popularity | Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him. |
| Success | The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep. |
| Temper | The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. |
| Thought | I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought. |
| Wealth | There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger. |
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