| Quotes |
Topic |
| All About Love | The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.. |
| Immortality | I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. |
| Immortality | I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying! |
| Immortality | I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. |
| Immortality | It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. |
| Immortality | On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. |
| Immortality | There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?. |
| Despair | More than any other time in history, mankind faces a cross-roads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly. |
| Finance and Economics | Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. |
| God | How to make God laugh, Tell him your future plans. |
| Goodness | There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. |
| Immortality | I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. . . I want to achieve it through not dying. |
| Inspirational | If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. |
| Inspirational | Eighty percent of success is showing up. |
| Inspirational | What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. |
| Inspirational | Ninety percent of success is showing up. |
| Inspirational | A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires. |
| Inspirational | I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. |
| Inspirational | Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. |
| Inspirational | I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy next to me. |
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