| Author |
Quotes |
| Douglas Adams | Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied. |
| Fire Cat | Monotheism is a gift from the gods. |
| Joseph Addison | An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person. |
| Luigi Pirandello | Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true. |
| Mahatma Gandhi | Why do blacks identify with the Christian religion of their oppressors, |
| Napoleon | From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step. |
| Napoleon Bonaparte | In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap. |
| Nietzsche | In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of existence... and loathing seizes him. |
| O Anna Niemus | Tom Delay did bugs exterminate before he did kid soldiers terminate. Kissinger's Bremer has not been forthright about how many died in the last fortnight. |
| O Anna Niemus | The rain in the Ukraine falls mainly not on the plains. |
| Oliver Goldsmith | There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher. |
| Percy Johnston | It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect to harvest a valuable crop in the second half. |
| Pierce | Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion |
| Samuel Johnson | Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble. |
| Samuel Johnson | Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble. |
| Terry Gilliam | A mistake is a Buddhist gift. Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams. |
| Thomas Hobbes | The privilege of absurdity, to which no living creature is subject but men only. |
| Thomas Hobbes | The privilege of absurdity; to which no living creature is subject but man only. |
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