| Author |
Quotes |
| Unknown | A conservative is a worshipper of dead radicals. |
| Unknown | Acquaintance, a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. |
| Unknown | A crisis is when you can't say, "let's forget the whole thing". |
| Unknown | A crumb from a winner's table is better than a feast from a loser's table! |
| Unknown | Action may not always be happiness, but there is no happiness without action. |
| Unknown | A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. |
| Unknown | A dancer goes quick on her beautiful legs, a duck goes quack on her beautiful eggs. |
| Unknown | A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight. |
| Unknown | A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?". |
| Unknown | A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. |
| Unknown | A disbelief in God does not result in a belief in nothing, disbelief in God usually results in a belief in anything. |
| Unknown | A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show. |
| Unknown | Adolescence and snow are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. |
| Unknown | A drop of ink may make a million think. |
| Unknown | A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts. |
| Unknown | A face without freckles is like a sky without stars. |
| Unknown | A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul last forever. |
| Unknown | A family came home from Church where the sermon was on Adam and Eve. The Mother noticed the boy sitting on the bed feeling his ribs.She asked what he was doing.He said, "I counted these things 3 times now. Ma ! I think I'm having a wife.". |
| Unknown | A farmer learns more from a bad harvest than a good one. |
| Unknown | A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be. |
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