| Author |
Quotes |
| Unknown | Anything labeled "New" and/or "Improved" is not, the label means the price went up.The label "All new" or "Completely new" means the price went way up. |
| Unknown | Anything that can be changed will be changed until there is no time left to change anything. |
| Unknown | Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. |
| Unknown | A penny saved is a penny earned, and a penny spent, is a penny enjoyed. |
| Unknown | A penny will hide the biggest star in the universe if you hold it close enough to your eye. |
| Unknown | A perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home. |
| Unknown | A person can fail many times, but they are not really a failure until they start to blame someone else. |
| Unknown | A person is getting along the road to wisdom when they begin to realize that their opinion is just another opinion. |
| Unknown | A person is grown up not when they can take care of themselves, but when they can take care of others. |
| Unknown | A person of words and not deeds is like a garden full of weeds. |
| Unknown | A person's character and their garden both reflect the amount of weeding that was done during the growing season. |
| Unknown | A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. |
| Unknown | A person without knowledge of his history is like a tree without roots. |
| Unknown | A person who can speak many languages is not necessarily more valuable than a person who can listen in one. |
| Unknown | A person who makes no mistakes, generally makes nothing. |
| Unknown | A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol. |
| Unknown | A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for backup.". |
| Unknown | A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think they are the only one who can save the ship. |
| Unknown | A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything, except office. |
| Unknown | A poor report card has one good thing in its favor, at least you know the student is not cheating. |
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