| Author |
Quotes |
| Unknown | More doors are opened with "please" than with keys. |
| Unknown | Morning people, "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." Night people, "Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter.". |
| Unknown | Mosquitoes are a great moral force, it forces mankind to wear more clothes that modesty. |
| Unknown | Most accidents happen at home - maybe we should move. |
| Unknown | Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime. |
| Unknown | Most of our suspicions of others are aroused by our knowledge of ourselves. |
| Unknown | Most people want to serve God , but only in an advisory capacity. |
| Unknown | Mother, "Why are you home from school so early?" Son, "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother, "Oh, really? What was the question?" Son, "Who threw the eraser at the principal?". |
| Unknown | Murphy's Law isn't recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work. |
| Unknown | My aim is that when my hands will work no longer, that the works of my hands will still continue to keep on working. |
| Unknown | My best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time. |
| Unknown | My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself. |
| Unknown | My "check engine" light came on the other day. I popped the hood, and looked, the engine is STILL there! Silly light . . . |
| Unknown | My dog is very obedient, he does what he is bid. A sign said 'wet paint', and that's just what he did. |
| Unknown | My face in the mirror Isn't wrinkled or drawn. My house isn't dirty. The cobwebs are gone. My garden looks lovely, And so does my lawn. I think I might never Put my glasses back on. |
| Unknown | My five-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher what her father does, and she replied, "Whatever my Mom tells him to.". |
| Unknown | My goal in life is to be the sort of person my dog thinks I am. |
| Unknown | My house was clean last week.Sorry you missed it. |
| Unknown | My love is like a cabbage, divided into two, The leaves I give to others but the heart I give to you. |
| Unknown | My parents worked hard to give us everything money could not buy. |
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