| Author |
Quotes |
| Unknown | My worst day of vacation has always been better than my best day at work. |
| Unknown | Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest of these is, "It might have been". |
| Unknown | Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. |
| Unknown | Of course, there's now a higher percentage of seat belt users. The non-users are slowly being killed off. |
| Unknown | Often, the only way to comfort the suffering is to understand that you can't understand and just be there. |
| Unknown | Oh Lord, help me to keep my big mouth shut until I know what I'm talking about. |
| Unknown | On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards, Now available in multi-packs. |
| Unknown | On a front door, Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog. |
| Unknown | One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others. |
| Unknown | One good thing about forgetting is that you can no longer worry about what ever it was you forgot. |
| Unknown | One half of the world will never understand the other half, and it doesn't matter which half you're in. |
| Unknown | One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds. |
| Unknown | One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. |
| Unknown | One reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone. |
| Unknown | One thing you can give and still keep, is your word. |
| Unknown | One time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it is holding a parking ticket. |
| Unknown | One who looks for a friend without faults will have none. |
| Unknown | One Youngster was explaining to another what "mixed emotions" meant. "It's like watching the school burn down when your new catcher's mitt is in your desk," he said. |
| Unknown | Only in America do people order double cheese burgers, a large fries, and a diet coke. |
| Unknown | Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage. |
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