| Author |
Quotes |
| Unknown | When a bishop visited one of his remoter parishes, he was surprised to find only five people in the congregation. He said to the vicar "Did you tell the people I was coming?." The vicar replied "No, but Heaven help the person who did!". |
| Unknown | When asked by his Boss why he only worked 4 days a week the enployee replied because I can't manage on 3 days a week. |
| Unknown | When asking a question of someone your not sure of, only ask if you know half the answer. |
| Unknown | When confronted with a Goliath-sized problem, which way do you respond, "He's too big to hit" or like David, "He's to big to miss"? |
| Unknown | When fear knocks at the door, and you answer, there will be no one there. |
| Unknown | When God allows a burden to be put upon you, He will put His arms underneath you to help you carry it. |
| Unknown | When God closes a door He opens a window. |
| Unknown | When God takes measure of a man.I've often heard it said.He always measures 'round the heart.But never 'round the head. |
| Unknown | When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did--in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car. |
| Unknown | When I'm right no-one remembers, when I'm wrong no-one forgets. |
| Unknown | When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandma," he advised. "Mine says I'm four.". |
| Unknown | When no one is watching, live as if someone is. |
| Unknown | When placed in God's hands, life is like a chocolate cake, Take something bitter, something dry, something wet, and a little bit of leaven, mix well, and let it bake someplace hot. The result is something sweet. |
| Unknown | When satan reminds you of your past, remind him of his future. |
| Unknown | When signing a contract, it helps to remember "the big-type gives, and the small-type takes away". |
| Unknown | When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently. |
| Unknown | When someone says, "do you want my opinion"?- it's always a negative one. |
| Unknown | When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. |
| Unknown | When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves. |
| Unknown | When the going still gets tough, the tough, pray. |
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