| Author |
Quotes |
| Unknown | A man who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones. |
| Unknown | A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure. |
| Unknown | A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife, has a very smart wife! |
| Unknown | A man who throws dirt loses ground. |
| Unknown | A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. |
| Unknown | America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. |
| Unknown | America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote. |
| Unknown | America is a land where citizens vote for Democrats but hope to live like Republicans. |
| Unknown | America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem. |
| Unknown | "Am I indecisive?" Can I get back to you on that? |
| Unknown | A minister was talking to similar group of young children. "Who can tell me what we must do before we can expect forgiveness of sin?" There was a moment's pause, then Tommy made a logical contribution, "Well, sir, first we have got to sin.". |
| Unknown | A moment on the lips,an eternity on the hips. |
| Unknown | A more expensive tennis racket will not make you a better player. |
| Unknown | Archeologist, someone whose carrier lies in ruins. |
| Unknown | A real patriot is someone who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. |
| Unknown | A religion that is small enough for us to understand would not be large enough for our needs. |
| Unknown | A retired husband is a wife's full time job. |
| Unknown | Are you wrinkled with burden? Come onto Church for a FAITH LIFT! |
| Unknown | A rich person is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least. |
| Unknown | A rookie cop was asked the following question on an examination, "How would you go about dispersing a crowd?" He answered, "Take up an offering. That does it every time.". |
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