| Author |
Quotes |
| Unknown | A smile is a curve that sets things straight. |
| Unknown | A smile is a fortune, but you can't sell it, you can't buy it and you can't steal it, but it isn't good to anyone until it is given away. |
| Unknown | A smile is the cheapest way to improve your looks, even if your teeth are crooked. |
| Unknown | A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart. |
| Unknown | A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner. |
| Unknown | Aspire to inspire before you expire. |
| Unknown | A stand can be made against invasion of an army, no stand can be made against invasion of an idea. |
| Unknown | A statesman shears the sheep. A politician skins them. |
| Unknown | A status symbol is a symbol, not status. |
| Unknown | A student writes a letter via telegram to his Dad . . .It goes . . . no fun, send mon, your Son!Dad write back saying . . . so sad, too bad, your Dad! |
| Unknown | A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping.". |
| Unknown | A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.A small child replied, "They couldn't get a baby-sitter.". |
| Unknown | A sweater is usually put on a child when the parent feels chilly. |
| Unknown | A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell. |
| Unknown | A talent is formed in stillness, a character in the world's torrent. |
| Unknown | At a party, a woman walked up to Calvin Coolidge, 30th President of the United States, and said, "My husband bet me I couldn't get three words out of you."Coolidge replied, "You lose.". |
| Unknown | A teacher asked her students if they could use the words 'defeat, defense, and detail' in a sentence. Little Johnny was a smartly, so he answered with, " De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail.". |
| Unknown | A tear shed can say more than a hundred words spoken. |
| Unknown | Atheism is a non-prophet organization. |
| Unknown | A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."He looked up at her with a raised brow and said,"Don't kid me, Mom. I know they're my feet."? |
| Previous - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 - 21 - 22 - 23 - 24 - 25 - 26 - 27 - 28 - 29 - 30 - 31 - 32 - 33 - 34 - 35 - 36 - 37 - 38 - 39 - 40 - 41 - 42 - 43 - 44 - 45 - 46 - 47 - 48 - 49 - 50 - 51 - 52 - 53 - 54 - 55 - 56 - 57 - 58 - 59 - Page 60 - 61 - 62 - 63 - 64 - 65 - 66 - 67 - 68 - 69 - 70 - 71 - 72 - 73 - 74 - 75 - 76 - 77 - 78 - 79 - 80 - 81 - 82 - 83 - 84 - 85 - 86 - 87 - 88 - 89 - 90 - 91 - 92 - 93 - 94 - 95 - 96 - 97 - 98 - 99 - 100 - 101 - 102 - 103 - 104 - 105 - 106 - 107 - 108 - 109 - 110 - 111 - 112 - 113 - 114 - 115 - 116 - 117 - 118 - 119 - 120 - 121 - 122 - 123 - 124 - 125 - Next |