| Author |
Quotes |
| Dave Barry | Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. |
| Fran Lebowitz | No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." |
| Fran Lebowitz | If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail. |
| Francis Galton | Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. |
| Franklin P Jones | Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. |
| Gene Hill | Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies. |
| George Graham Vest | Gentlemen of the Jury: The one, absolute, unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. |
| Henry Ward Beecher | The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic. |
| James Thurber | The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for man is the more laughable of the two animals. |
| Jim Fiebig | You own a dog; you feed a cat. |
| John Ruskin | I have a dog of Blenheim birth, With fine long ears and full of mirth; And sometimes, running o'er the plain, He tumbles on his nose: But quickly jumping up again, Like lightning on he goes! |
| John Steinbeck | I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. |
| John T Trowbridge | We are two travellers, Roger and I. Roger's my dog--come here, you scamp! Jump for the gentleman--mind your eye! Over the table,--look out for the lamp! The rogue is growing a little old; Five years we've tramped through wind and weather, And slept out-doors when nights were cold, And ate and drank and starved together. |
| Joussenel | The more one comes to know men, the more one comes to admire the dog. |
| Konrad Lorenz | There is no faith which has never yet been broken except that of a truly faithful dog. |
| Louis Sabin | Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress. |
| Max Eastman | Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. |
| Oliver Goldsmith | And in that town a dog was found, As many dogs there be, Both mongrel, puppy, whelp and hound, And curs of low degree. |
| Phil Pastoret | If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. |
| Richard Harris Barham | He was such a dear little cock-tailed pup. |
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