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| Abe Burrows | You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that. | | Alan Coren | A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes. | | Beth Henley | "He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at his jokes the way I used to." | | Charlie Chaplin | I remain just one thing, and one thing only -- and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician. | | David Ogilvy | The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. | | George Eliot | A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections. | | Groucho Marx | If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again. | | Isaac Asimov | Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. | | Orlando A Battista | The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech. | | Thomas Aquinas | It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes. | | - Page 1 Next | |
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