| Author |
Quotes |
| Gloria Swanson | Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. |
| Gloria Swanson | The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life. |
| H L Mencken | Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. |
| H L Mencken | If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself. |
| H L Mencken | No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. |
| Halen | Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse. |
| Helen Rowland | Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. |
| Helen Rowland | A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. |
| Henry Ward Beecher | Well-married, a man is winged: ill-matched, he is shackled. |
| Henry Youngman | The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. |
| Herbert Samuel | It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure. |
| Herbert Spencer | Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage";. |
| Ivern Ball | A good marriage is like a good trade: Each thinks he got the better deal. |
| James H Boren | A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. |
| Jean Rostand | Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you. |
| Joanne Woodward | Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. |
| Joe Murray | Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps. |
| Joey Adams | A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. |
| Joseph Barth | Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up. |
| Josh Billings | Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. |
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