| Author |
Quotes |
| Judith Viorst | One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you maybe fall in again. |
| Judith Viorst | One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. |
| Lee Grant | I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out. |
| Lord Byron | I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. |
| Lyndon B Johnson | I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it. |
| Mae West | He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. |
| Marilyn Monroe | Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. |
| Max Kauffman | I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. |
| Mignon McLaughlin | If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a lot of overlapping. |
| Nanette Newman | A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. |
| Paul Hornung | Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night. |
| Peter De Vries | The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. |
| Peter De Vries | The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds--they mature slowly. |
| Prince Philip | When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. |
| Raymond Hull | All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. |
| Rita Rudner | I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. |
| Rita Rudner | I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. |
| Ross Lockridge | The homegrown tomato is best . |
| Sydney J Harris | Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage. |
| Sydney Smith | Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them. |
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