| Author |
Quotes |
| Thornton Wilder | Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder. |
| Tommy Manville | She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. |
| Virgilia Peterson | However often marriage is dissolved, it remains indissoluble. Real divorce, the divorce of heart and nerve and fiber, does not exist, since there is no divorce from memory. |
| Washington Irving | Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three. |
| William Somerset Maugham | A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. |
| Zsa Zsa Gabor | A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. |
| George Bernard Shaw | What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder, God will take care of that. |
| George Bernard Shaw | Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the constancy of its vows are the very people who declare that if the chain were broken and the prisoners were left free to choose, the whole social fabric would fly asunder. You can't have the argument both ways. If the prisoner is happy, why lock him in? If he is not, why pretend that he is? |
| George Bernard Shaw | Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. |
| George Bernard Shaw | My advice to you is get married, if you find a good wife you'll be happy, if not, you'll become a philosopher. |
| George Bernard Shaw | Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. |
| Mahatma Gandhi | I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage. |
| Oscar Wilde | Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious. Both are disappointed. |
| Ralph Waldo Emerson | Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as are out wish to get in? |
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