| Author |
Quotes |
| Cher | I married beneath me. All women do. |
| Christian Dior | Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass forty, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely. |
| Clare Booth Luce | They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. -Clare Booth Luce. |
| Clare Boothe Luce | Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes." They will say, "Women don't have what it takes. |
| Clarence Darrow | Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother. |
| Clarissa Graves | What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap. |
| Claudette Colbert | Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently. |
| Clifton Fadiman | The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. |
| Colette Dowling | Once a man is on hand, a woman tends to stop believing in her own beliefs. |
| Coty Perfume Ad | For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. |
| Croesus | In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons. |
| Dame Edith Evans | When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man? |
| Dave Barry | What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. |
| Dave Barry | Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development. |
| Dave Barry | If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. |
| David Bissonette | I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. |
| David Bissonette | I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. |
| Denis Diderot | There is no kind of harassment that a man may not inflict on a woman with impunity in civilized societies. |
| Dick Martin | I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. |
| Don Barthelme | The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love. |
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