| Author |
Quotes |
| Anonymous | The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex. |
| Anonymous | Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded. |
| Anonymous | Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it. |
| Anonymous | Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. |
| Anonymous | Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases. |
| Anonymous | To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools. |
| Anonymous | Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin! |
| Anonymous | In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. |
| Anonymous | Your ignorance cramps my conversation. |
| Anonymous | People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor! |
| Anonymous | If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research. |
| Anonymous | Perhaps the purpose of categorical algebra is to show that which is trivial, is trivially trivial. |
| Anonymous | Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. |
| Anonymous | Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once. |
| Anonymous | Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good. |
| Anonymous | Research is the art of seeing what everyone else has seen, and doing what no-one else has done. |
| Anonymous | If you haven't all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don't have that you wouldn't want. |
| Anonymous | Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. |
| Anonymous | When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it. |
| Anonymous | Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything. |
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