| Author |
Quotes |
| Anonymous | We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us. |
| Anonymous | The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money. |
| Anonymous | The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs! |
| Anonymous | You can call her an outdoor girl if she has the bloom of youth on her cheeks and the cheeks of youth in her bloomers. |
| Anonymous | What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick. |
| Anonymous | The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind. |
| Anonymous | Genius is the talent of a person who is dead. |
| Anonymous | What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan. |
| Anonymous | Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. |
| Anonymous | Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily. |
| Anonymous | Who dares, wins. |
| Anonymous | The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge. |
| Anonymous | The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement. |
| Anonymous | We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history. |
| Anonymous | Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable. |
| Bible | The sluggard does not plow after the season, so he begs during the harvest and has nothing. |
| Bible | Make my joy complete by being of the same mind, maintaining the same love, united in spirit, intent on one purpose. |
| Bill Stern | Our elections are free, it's in the results where eventually we pay. |
| Billy Joel | There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. |
| Blaise Pascal | If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world. |
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